Boyfriend this Boyfriend That

So it is very much fall, that very solemn season where everything kinda slows down, the weather gets kind of cool and people huddle for warmth and shit.

for the better part, if not the whole of this year, ive been single. ive been happily single however for the last half of the year. i think its the longest ive been single..since i defied moms and pops and started dating..i ALWAYS had a line up, mostly because i enjoy company and someone to tell me how wonderful i am and stuff lol.

no but in all seriousness ive never had a problem attracting guys. in some way or form theres always one lurking.
but these days....ive been so happy to be free! i still take care of needs here and there..but shit im free.
now the whole Free thing is a fuucking dagger. see below

!!!!!its october and i want huggs and kisses and late late night phonecalls, i wanna hear how his day was and piss and moan about mine. but i want to do this on my own time in my own way and when im tired of him i wanna leave him....
you see why this boyfriend shit is blase'?

plus i live on Port Saint Bubblefuck...aint no MEN out here...
if so they're idiots not my type, a close friend or a close friend of an ex......
so i guess Little Ol' Me is just gonna say fck boyfriends this winter.